超级可爱的一篇文章分享给大家，写的太生动了， 哈哈。希望给正在为“夜奶”战斗中疲惫的妈妈们带来一些欢乐。
其实我么的宝宝也是有很多烦恼的哦。。。 哈哈
Dear Fellow Babies,
OK, here’s my situation. My Mummy has had me for almost 5 months. The
first few months were great – I cried, she picked me up and fed me,
anytime, around the clock. Then something happened. Over the last few
weeks, she has been trying to STTN (sleep thru the night). At first, I
thought it was just a phase, but it is only getting worse.
I’ve talked to other babies, and it seems like its pretty common after
Mummies have had us for around 5-6 months. Here’s the thing: these
Mummies don’t really need to sleep. It’s just a habit. Many of them
have had some 30 years to sleep – they just don’t need it anymore. So
I am implementing a plan. I call it the Crybaby Shuffle.
It goes like this:
Night 1 – cry every 3 hours until you get fed. I know, it’s hard. It’s
hard to see your Mummy upset over your crying. Just keep reminding
yourself, it’s for her own good.
Night 2 – cry every 2 hours until you get fed.
Night 3 – every hour.
Most Mummies will start to respond more quickly after about 3 nights.
Some Mummies are more alert, and may resist the change longer. These
Mummies may stand in your doorway for hours, shhhh-ing. Don’t give in.
I cannot stress this enough: CONSISTENCY IS KEY!! If you let her STTN
(sleep through the night), just once, she will expect it every night.
I know it’s hard! But she really does not need the sleep; she is just
resisting the change.. If you have an especially alert Mommy, you can
stop crying for about 10 minutes, just long enough for her to go back
to bed and start to fall asleep. Then cry again. It WILL eventually
work. My Mommy once stayed awake for 10 hours straight, so I know she
can do it.
The other night, I cried every hour. You just have to decide to stick
to it and just go for it. BE CONSISTENT! I cried for any reason I
could come up with:
-My sleep sack tickled my foot.
-I felt a wrinkle under the sheet.
-My mobile made a shadow on the wall.
-I burped, and it tasted like rice cereal. I hadn’t eaten rice cereal
since breakfast, what’s up with that?
-The dog said “ruff”. I should know. My Mommy reminds me of this about
20 times a day. LOL.
-Once I cried just because I liked how it sounded when it echoed on
the monitor in the other room.
-Too hot, too cold, just right – doesn’t matter! Keep crying!!
-I had drooled so much my sheets were damp and I didn’t like it touching me.
-I decided I was sick of all the pink in my room so I cried.
It took awhile, but it worked. She fed me at 4am. Tomorrow night, my
goal is 3:30am. You need to slowly shorten the interval between
feedings in order to reset your Mommies’ internal clocks.
Sometimes my Mommy will call for reinforcements by sending in Daddy.
Don’t worry Daddies are not set up for not needing sleep the way
Mommies are. They can only handle a few pats and shhing before they
declare defeat and send in the Mommy.
Also, be wary of the sleep sheep with rain noises. I like to give
Mommy false hope that listening to the rain puts me to sleep sometimes
I pretend to close my eyes and be asleep and then wait until I know
Mommy is settling back to sleep to spring a surprise cry attack. If
she doesn’t get to me fast enough I follow up with my fake cough and
gag noise that always has her running to the crib. At some point I am
positive she will start to realize that she really doesn’t really need
sleep.
P.S. Don’t let those rubber things fool you, no matter how long you
suck on them, no milk will come out.
Trust me.
Sincerely
Bub
[ 本帖最后由 cannewstep 于 2012-7-5 22:32 编辑 ]
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看的有点头晕，看样真是生了孩子老三年。
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不可低估小孩子的智力
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太有爱了！
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哈哈，看名字以为是经验分享呢，正合时下的心意，哪知道••••••哈哈，太搞笑了。看了这个宝宝的plan，想想断夜奶还是暂时作罢吧，经不起每小时的哭闹。
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哈哈，好搞笑啊。LZ 哪里看来的啊？写这篇小文的妈妈实在太可爱了~~
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哈哈，是我们mother group 的妈妈分享给大家的，最近mother group 讨论最多的话题就是control crying,night feed etc, 大家都在为 STTN 而奋斗着。
[ 本帖最后由 cannewstep 于 2012-7-5 23:17 编辑 ]
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天下妈妈都一样啊！何时才能一觉到天亮啊？
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我儿子肯定是同伙！！
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好可爱啊
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哈哈，写这个的人肯定被娃折腾的特无奈
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hmmm...如果不是我家娃不说英文，我就以为是他写的了。。。
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超级强！
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好可爱哦！估计就是这么想的，我这个妈妈已经give up了
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太经典了太可爱了
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哈哈哈～～太油菜了～～～
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看来要做好长期斗智斗勇的准备... 你妈咪我的智商也不是盖滴~~
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麻烦普及一下，什么叫做夜奶？
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就是半夜喂的那顿
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是半夜喂的那N顿
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太有才了。
不过看到这么多妈妈也为夜奶奋战心里似乎多点安慰，知道自己不是孤军作战，也没有方法不对应该。
可怜的妈妈们...
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Never give up~ 坚持到底就是胜利呀！！
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永远不要低估宝宝的智商~
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写出了我家臭宝的心声
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经典
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Haha！太有才了!!!
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俺就没敢试着停过。
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我娃儿快6个月了 这几天晚上一直是1-2个小时就醒的状态 而且都是在后半夜
晚上7-8点开始能一口气睡到凌晨12点左右 然后就是1-2个小时醒一次
之前不是这样的啊 之前晚上是差不多4-5个小时醒一次 怎么突然她就变了呢
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千万别让俺家娃看见 ！
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会不会是长牙了呀？这个年级的宝宝都会有些反复的。我的宝宝之前也是这样。
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